Stuff White People Like

Every so often I stumble across a website that makes me think, "Hey! How come I never saw this before? I thought I had finished the internet!" and then I quickly subscribe to it because if there's one thing I need more of it's wasting my life away reading stuff online. My latest find is Stuff White People Like and every post just makes me cringe out loud. Because it all seems to have been written about me. Some selected highlights:

Bad memories of high school
"Virtually every white person you meet was a nerd in a high school — it it is how they were able to get into a good arts program and law school. As such, their memories of high school are painful, but not tragic since they were able to eventually find success in the real world."

Dinner parties
"At the most basic level, these simple gatherings involve 3-6 couples getting together at a single house or apartment, having dinner and talking for 5-6 hours. Though it might seem basic these events are some of the most stressful situations in all of white culture."

Music piracy
"White people have always been renowned for having ridiculously large music collections. So when file sharing gave white people a chance to acquire all the music they ever wanted, it felt as though it was an earned right and not a privilege."

Hating corporations
"White people love nothing more than explaining to you how Wal*Mart, McDonalds, Microsoft, Halliburton are destroying the Earth’s culture and resources... When engaging in a conversation about corporate evils it is important to NEVER, EVER mention Apple Computers, Target or Ikea. White people prefer to hate corporations that don’t make stuff that they like."

Oh God, I really like this blog. I wonder if they've ever posted about white people liking Stuff White People Like? I'm afraid to look.