Annie Rhiannon

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Feeling disappointed by celebrities

I know you're not supposed to "feel disappointed" by celebrities and obviously I'm far too cool for all that celeb stuff anyway but oh my god: JULIETTE LEWIS IS A SCIENTOLOGIST.

I always quite liked Juliette Lewis — probably because she always lands the role of the slightly retarded outcast, which makes me feel much better about myself — but not anymore. Oh, and in case you too are supposed to be writing your very important essay, here's the edited highlights of the Tom Cruise twattery for you to watch instead:
I am insane

16 comments:

  1. I watched the clip and I gotta say.. I don't have a clue what he was talking about it. Do you think he did? I mean, I know it was Scientology talk.. but.. is it supposed to be that incoherent?

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  2. I don't get all that "helping people" stuff. Help who? With what? I know an "SP" is a "suppressed person", or a non-believer, and I think "KSW" means he wants to kill everybody who isn't a Scientologist.

    Can't wait til his hostage Katie Holmes escapes and tells all to OK Magazine with exclusive pictures.

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  3. Mommy, I'm frightened!

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  4. I guess most celebrities have some embarrassing skeleton in the closet they'd rather we didn't know about. Most of them manage to maintain the glossy public image and keep the weirdness well under wraps. I suppose Scientology is pretty harmless compared to some things, like rock stars who like to gang rape groupies.

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  5. Aren't most of the cast of My Name Is Earl Scientologists? Bah.

    I prefer the Mormons. Or the Nation of Islam.

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  6. Suppressive Person, isn't it? I actually know a 3rd grade SP. (and so does Bjarni, as a matter of fact). Proud of it. Horrible sect.

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  7. Introducing LOH technology to over 1 BILLLLLLLION people! Wow, where can I get that kind of technology? Dixons, or Currys? Is it like LG? I used to have a DVD recorder made by LG.

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  8. Can't help but feel that his IQ has gone AWOL - but the use of confusing acronyms has me intrigued. I haven't felt this way since someone told me to FOQ and DCB.

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  9. "I actually know a 3rd grade SP and so does Bjarni, as a matter of fact".

    Ooh, who is it? My imagination is running wild. Is it Logi?

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  10. I don't know who Juliette Lewis is, but anyone who's a scientologist is typecast as a slightly retarded outcast, so it shouldn't come as a surprise.

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  11. Just watched the clip....what's he on? :/

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  12. Oh no - I second your horror at Juliette Lewis. Don't you think Tom Cruise's new fringe/poloneck combo is just awful? Re: the clip - maybe he was just speaking in tongues and if you play it backwards what he is really saying is: ok ok I'm gay I'm gay. Send for the aliens.

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  13. Beck is a scientician too

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  14. she's still a cracking actress. unlike Tom - a scientologist and a crappy actor (apart Magnolia).

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  15. You know who took like a 150 Scientology courses and then decided to quit because it was "too crazy"?
    Charles Manson

    Just sayin'

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