More questions answered

Some more answers to the search-terms that have brought new readers to le blonk in the last week or so.

Where can I get an Annie costume in Dublin?
Just come over to my place and I'll kit you out. I have to warn you, though, that my wardrobe is rather limited; I only wear jeans and cowboy boots, short skirts and cowboy boots, or my shiny new tracksuit and white runners.

Should I tell them that he's Welsh?
They're going to find out sooner or later, best get it out of the way as soon as possible. Although, considering where your IP address tells me you're from, perhaps a better question would be, "Should I tell him I'm from Milton Keynes?"

Where did I put my sunglasses?
I don't know, but something tells me you're not going to find them here.

Can I get a boyfriend from a foreign country online?
Yes. Boyfriends from foreign countries are great because you can put all their less attractive qualities down to the language barrier and cultural differences.

How do you pronounce Bono?
See previous post, although nobody ever actually answered the question.

How late is too late to say I love you?
After he finds out you're from Milton Keynes.

Eastenders makes me feel really good about myself!
What an odd thing to search.