Jude Law is currently wetting knickers all over Iceland while he holidays here for a week. Luckily for me he's staying in the hotel next-door and very kindly agreed to a quick interview for le blonk.
Hey Jude
(Chuckles politely)
I'm going to have to ask you, how do you like Iceland?
(Laughs) Yeah, I've heard that quite a lot since I got here! It's been really, really nice so far, especially the swimming pools. All that hot water! It's amazing really.
So did you get your kit off in the shower like the rest of us have to?
(Averts eyes) Yes, sure, rules are rules.
Whatevs. Would you like to come to my leaving party?
(Looks bemused) Oh, uh, thanks but I don't think I'll be, er, able to make it...
It's a wife-swapping party.
(Looks uncomfortable) Ah, I see, well in that case! (Laughs nervously at his own little joke).
Do you have a wife anymore?
(Looks around for his agent) Um, no, actually I don't...
Well then you can't come. Sorry.
(Scrambles around for his belongings, makes his excuses, leaves).
So, that was my very short two minutes with the "dashing" Jude Law. But it's more than the nanny ever got, so I suppose I mustn't grumble.
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*cries great salty tears of mirth*
ReplyDeleteWell, what makes you think the idea of a wife-swapping party may not have been enough to make him come, but elsewhere? Therefore, Jude Law can come. My mind may be in the gutter, but I can assure you it is looking up at the stars...
ReplyDeletePerhaps he thought he was being questioned by Dennis Pennis?
ReplyDelete(pushing the boundaries of bl*g-friendships)
I did look a bit like Dennis Pennis in fairness, so it's okay.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you always put an asterisk in for blog? Is like when Jew's have to write G-d when they're writing about God?
I didn't know Jews did that.
ReplyDeleteIt's a habit I picked up very early on - Bl*g is an awful word. I feel the need to censor it until I find a better word.
Um, hello? BLONK.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, you can use it too. It's not just me who's entitled to sound like an eejit.
I think between the two of us we should be able to come up with at least one Icelandic male who showered with Jude at the pool. Just so, you know, we'll know if he *really* did get nekkid.
ReplyDeleteOther details are optional.
I quite fancy Dennis Pennis actually.
ReplyDeletePoor old Jude. It must be tough the whole world knowing that you're crap in the sack.
Is this for real? You famous blonker, you! That now means that I'm your groupie.
ReplyDeleteWhat a boring wanker that Jude is. But I'm impressed with your journalistic shmoozing, Annie Rhiannon - you too cool for school sista.
DoeRh! Who plays kricket at the Icelandic swimmingpools.
ReplyDeleteAnnie, you photoshopped the guy into the pic didn't you?!
I like your world of fantasy :) maybe next time we can read about something juicy that went on between you and him.
Oh, and who in their right mind would be nekkid, outta the pool in Iceland in February.
Nah, you dive in and you stay in!
Hey put you and him together in a pic and write a juicy story about that....hee heee heee something about the underwear you were getting from Bjahdni
cool tho!
The sad thing is, I didn't Photoshop the picture, an Icelandic newspaper did. Although they didn't stoop as low as Photoshopping an interview.
ReplyDeleteNobody here plays cricket, but everybody walks around with their top off at the pools in February. That's just the way it is.
"I quite fancy Dennis Pennis actually."
Why doesn't that surprise me?
I am booking my flight now, can you pin him down until I get there please?
ReplyDeleteI've hated Jude Law since Linzi forced me to see The Holiday just before Christmas. What a pile of shit. Come on, more Road to Perdition-type characters, Jude.
ReplyDeleteSo where's the interview with Cate Blanchette, fer cryin' out loud? I don't want to see Jude Law.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant post Annie! That blonk award has your name on it.
ReplyDeleteAlso loving the tiny pictures for everyones blog, very cool. I feel very honoured! thanks:)
That was some good crack there Annie!
ReplyDeletePoor Jude didn't know what hit him :p
The Holiday was the worst film I saw last year. I mean, how did they swap the keys? Nothing in that film made any sense. NOTHING.
ReplyDeleteMimi, I'm glad you like your little robin avatar. It's one of my favourite Bird Fridays. Although you do still owe me a vulture.
did you really meet jude law? i'm no good with eSarcasm.
ReplyDeletewv: dycks
i swear to g-d i didn't make that up.
I've only met one really famous person and that was John Paul Jones, the bass player for Led Zepplin. I was 17, on a YTS doing landscape gardening, and responsible for mowing one of his lawns. He once told me where to put the grass clippings.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't a classic encounter.
Tell a lie, I've just remembered I met Jimmy Saville once. He made some jovial remark about me having a girl's name. Ha ha, so original Jimmy.
At least JPJones was tactful enough to keep his humour to himself.
Thanks for taking the time to comment on my blog :)
ANNIE!
ReplyDeleteYou got shortlisted! YOU GOT SHORTLISTED!
Congrats, girl! You rock my socks!
Congrats Annie! Best personal blog FTW!
ReplyDeleteMassive congrats on the slisting, sweets!
ReplyDeleteI've always been a bit creeped out by ol Jude. Congrats on your blog awards!
ReplyDeleteAnnie, Annie, Annie - I come here every day (sometimes numerous times) because your blog is like teh CRACK and I'm having withdrawals! Write, please, write!
ReplyDeleteI really didn't know whether to believe you or not when I started reading this, but now I'm a true believer.
ReplyDeleteGood work, lass!
Good Lord, Jude Law. He had such potential. And then he became Jude Law.
ReplyDeleteSo did you get to see him naked or did his body guards drag you away at the crucial moment?
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ReplyDeletenice interview, keep it up. :)
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