Spider

I might walk like a boy, talk like a boy, and uh, be really slack at wearing any underwear like a boy ... but believe me I can scream like a girl.

There is a massive spider running around in my bath-tub. Arched legs, boggly eyes, the lot. What has Iceland come to? The only reason I moved here was because of the lack of disturbing little creatures. First foreigners, now insects? Pfft. This country is spiralling out of control.