I think I'm watching too much 24. Not only are all my sexual fantasies focused entirely on the fictitious Jack Bauer, but I'm just so edgy all the time.
I see terrorists crouching in my peripheral vision and I duck for cover when a cop car crawls out in front of me. Last night I woke up struggling and gasping for air thinking I had a brown sack tied over my head (it was actually my night-dress, I don't know how it ended up like that). This morning I screamed and dropped my Branflakes when the receptionist said hello to me in the kitchen. I keep panicking about how the fuck I'll be able to pass a lie-detector test before remembering that I don't actually have to take one at all.
Luckily I'm getting quite good at killing ninjas in my Body Combat class. Although I have to admit I'm a bit miffed that tonight I have to walk up Esja rather than cling to my sofa for the remaining four hours of the first season.
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Who's sexual fantasies don't involve Jack Bauer? I'm a hetero male and I'd shag him. What a cool fucking voice.
ReplyDeleteI prefer his Dad. M*a*s*h is just totally and utterly unbeatable.
ReplyDeleteTrue Don is the man as well. Plus he did the coolest sex scene ever in Don't Look Now. I call it headlock sex.
ReplyDeleteI'm here because you commented at my spot, plus you're getting comments from people who comment at my spot, and on top of all of that, your site is cool.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I could choose between the Sutherland boys, so I would just go for the father son combo.
You're right, it's his voice. "We don't have much time".
ReplyDeleteOh, and thanks Neal.
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