I'm going dry for two weeks. Two whole weeks with no alcohol whatsoever. I know I always say this, but this time I mean it. I need to drink water, eat vegetables, and go for long bike rides in the miserable Icelandic drizzle.
I'm bored of looking like a 46 year-old scrotum.
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Lord Micklegate doubts very much that you look anything like a 46 year old scrotum. His ever selfless and helpful self offers you something to compare yourself to if you have difficulty believing him.
ReplyDeleteAny idea why not drinking is termed being 'on the wagon'??
In anyways, good look matey. I'm sure a couple of pints of water over the next few days will have you reaching for you ID by the weekend!
Haha! Cheers Micklegate! But no thanks. Aw, I feel all nostalgic now.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm not doing very well with the no drinking thing. I had to taste Logi and Bjarni's wine for them just now to make sure it wasn't corked. I was like, JUST PASS ME YOUR GODDAMN GLASSES GODDAMNIT.
No idea about the wagon thing. Is it an Irish term? I only say that because my mother used to talk about it. Though she never actually got past the talking stage.
After performing research at the pool last night, I can verify that Annie doesn't look anything like a 46 year old scrotum.
ReplyDeleteI'd also like to reassure concerned readers that Annie only tasted half the bottle for us, once she'd verified that it was at least mostly drinkable Logi and I got to finish the rest.
I thought it was very nice actually. It definitely wasn't corked, anyhow.
ReplyDeleteIt was just Logi being snobby.
Hey now, let's not be putting down 46 year old scrotums. I happen to be dating one and I personallly think they're very attractive.
ReplyDeleteLike the new pic, btw.
Cheers bitch! xxx
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