Every pair of sunglasses I try on make me look 200 x cooler and more attractive. Strangely, regular glasses have the exact opposite effect.
I have to get my eyes tested. If I'm told I have impaired vision then I'm going to get shades with lenses made up. I refuse to walk around looking like a bloody librarian. I would rather look like Stevie Wonder.
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I've always maintained that all women automatically become at least 10% sexier when they're wearing sunglasses. Dunno why it works, it just does.
ReplyDeleteSame goes for blancmange.
Ever heard of contact lenses? Though I actually got more male attention when I ditched my contacts and went back to wearing specs - it was weird.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I should have made this clear: I would rather walk around looking like a bloody librarian than attach two pieces of polymer to my eyeballs.
ReplyDeleteI hope I'm not offending any of my speccy-four-eyed readers with this post, by the way. But you have to remember, I've already been had by the Life's Not Fair Fairies — I'm a freckle-faced ginge. The last thing I need is a pair of goggles to set off the look.
Some people like the librarian look.
ReplyDeleteThey are so strict and proper and look like they really need someone to mess their hair up good...
The librarian look suits some people. Not I.
ReplyDeleteYou were with me when I was trying them all on — I didn't notice you getting a boner.
I just can't pull off that strict "quiet-in-the-fiction-aisle-please-or-I'll-have-to-spank-you" look.
Just because you didn't notice doesn't mean it didn't happen! It just means you're blind and need a pair of good specs and a few stacks of dusty old books. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI refuse to let this ginger-bashing go unpunished. Shame on you Annie, for being ashamed of your gingerity.
ReplyDeleteAlso, glasses rock. ROCK!
Actually, I'm learning to love being a ginge.
ReplyDeleteAnd my mother always told me when I grew up I'd love my freckles. I never really believed her until Rimmel started marketing a "freckle pencil" in the 90s and I wondered if maybe I was onto something.
Think the idea was to give yourself a cute splattering across the nose though, not cover your entire body and face in them.