Annie Rhiannon

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Hello England

English football hooligans are such twats, aren't they?

Sitting outside in a rather low-cut top, enjoying the balmy British weather, I heard the approaching group of footie fans call out, "Nice tits love!"

Feeling rather pleased (I mean, "degraded") I lifted my sunglasses to get a better look at them. "Not you darlin'!" one of them laughed, "Yours are 'orrible!"

'Orrible! What? Are they sure? I've always thought my tits are quite nice, actually. Next to my fingernails (strong and healthy) and my ears (delicate and shell-like) I think they're my best feature. They are rather small, admittedly, and white, but they are also pert and firm and I have the pinkest nipples this side of Puppy-dogs-nose-ville.

I thought of tens of incredibly witty and cutting retorts*, but, of course, by that time the louts had sauntered off down the road and were out of ear-shot. So I just sat there with my mouth open and my 'orrible breasts sulking beneath my top.

*Such as: "No they're not! They're quite nice actually!" and "Fuck off, twats".

7 comments:

  1. Silly hooligans. They have no idea.

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  2. Truculent horse25.5.06

    Your tits are not small!

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  3. >>I thought of tens of incredibly witty and cutting retorts

    How about: "At least I can get a boob job, you'll always be a fuckwit/virgin."

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  4. Hey Annie!

    I followed the link from that ridiculous Shelley the Republican's blog...

    I am sooo glad someone else is begging to think it's not a serious site!

    I’ve been thinking – I am sure she is actually doing a social experiment and ‘playing the role of Shelley the Republican’ because she is so misinformed on so many subjects, and so incendiary on all of them that it simply cannot be that these are all her beliefs! How thick-skinned must you be?! No, I think she is trying, very successfully, to show up the flaws in the republican conservatism and to do so, she has assumed the identity of one of them and is bandying about their policies as her own beliefs, in order to engender debate to show the mistakes of the aforementioned….

    One person simply CANNOT be this stupid without forgetting to breathe!

    love you blog!

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  5. Hi again - I've obviously stepped on some toes - Shelley has banned me from making any comment on her site (not one of my four profiles/addresses gets me access), she deleted some of my posts and then altered one of the last ones to make it look like I was asking God to bless her...she then altered my friend's (moonunit) post as well...Ah well!

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  6. Bjarni.

    Thank you Eavan. I actually believe you because you refrain from defending their "whiteness".

    And LC, you've heard that one before, haven't you; haven't you?

    About Shelley the Republican, I'm not so sure. I think it's a joke site. Although why she would ban people from a joke site I don't know.

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  7. Have to confirm STR is indeed a spoof site - if you look in the T.O.S. you will see it says it's not intended seriously, but to spark comment...well, there's me falling for it hook, line and wot's that other thing?

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