Annie Rhiannon

Monday, March 20, 2006

Björk: Celebrity Muff

Yes, I mean the international pop star that I've been waiting three years—three years—to befriend.

She was showering next to me at the pool yesterday; I tried to stay casual, basically trying not to stare at her muff too much. Celebrity muff; oh my god.

Luckily for Björky there was a black woman taking a shower too, so everyone else was staring at her instead.

3 comments:

  1. Could you go into more detail, preferably with diagrams? I always assumed Bjork didn't actually have genitalia, like Alanis Morrisette in that video. I once saw Keith Chegwin's todger.

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  2. Anonymous20.9.06

    I'd say she has a minge of snakes.

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  3. I love bjork!! she was woman of the week on my blog a while back

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